September 21, 2010 – 10:55 pm
If I could write code, it would have been ingeniously brilliant…because I would have worked it out to cause a cascade of dog toys to be delivered to every household with a dog – or a cat. It would just annoy a cat to receive a dog toy… What’s up, now with hacking the tweeting? […]
August 26, 2010 – 11:11 am
So last night, we were hanging out with Mom, watching “Dogs 101” about very rare breeds. I liked the New Guinea Singing Dog, & Maezi liked the Thai Ridgeback – until she didn’t – then she started talking back to it. She didn’t think they were friendly enough, except for Magic, the one that surfed. […]
By Auggie, Ghosted by Jaci
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Posted in dog, Limericks, Love, Uncategorized, What's Up with That!?
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Also tagged Auggie, breed, dog, Jackal, Love, Maezi
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August 21, 2010 – 11:48 am
The insects chirp, the birds twirp & tweet flitting in the sky, the fan whirs in oscillation. The Refrigerator hums & the local riffraff starts the Bark Fest down the hill. . . . Ah, the sounds of summer. I was hanging out on the patio, when I was startled by a really BIG bee. […]
By Auggie, Ghosted by Jaci
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Posted in Dinosaurs in the Back Yard, dog, Limericks, Love, What's Up with That!?
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Also tagged Auggie, bird, dog, humming bird, Love, Maezi, new tricks
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What’s that?! Oh, my heart! How it quickens And pounds up and down like the dickens …..That mesh is so queer …..But why should I fear? It’s only a wire for the chickens… . . . . . . . . . . ..Maezi Guest Blogs Auggie finds himself in “Limerick Limbo” this week. He […]
Maezi couldn’t get over the possum visit. She talked of nothing else for days – it was beginning to get on my nerves & MAEZI INTERRUPTS… Well, it freaked me out! But you never even came outside to see him. I didn’t have to come outside – there was a monster on the other side […]
A streetwise Siberian Husky Was mangy and flea bit and musky …..One grey eye, one blue …..She was rescued on cue Now she’s sleek cream and brown, almost dusky. . Harmony was emaciated, dirty & hungry for affection. By the looks of her, she’d been living on the streets for several weeks. A kind hearted […]
We have a great musical Dad Who’s funny and crazy, egad! …..His humor is wry …..But don’t ask us why… He’s our Dad and we’re glad he’s so rad! . . . Hey all you Daddy-Os… keep up the belly scratching. Ours, not yours! Love & kisses & lots of tennis balls, Auggie & Maezi
Another True Conversation between Auggie & Maezi (as overheard by Jaci) MAEZI – You know, I was not entirely satisfied with my limerick. What do you mean I’m bratty?! I will pull your hair for saying so. AUGGIE – Ah. You prove my point. Really? Do you know how annoying you are? I’m adorable. You’re […]
My sister’s a dog, but so catty Lack of poems may make her more bratty …..She gets yappy on …..Days I rhyme Papillon And she drives me a little bit batty. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Next week’s limerick breed: Siberian Husky
A True Conversation between Auggie & Maezi (as overheard by Jaci) MAEZI – So, what’s the deal? How come you write limericks about everybody else & not Papillons? I mean, really, we’re very cool, smart, funny. & I’m here, in your face, every day…what’s up with that? AUGGIE – Well, it just hasn’t come up […]
