August 26, 2010 – 11:11 am
So last night, we were hanging out with Mom, watching “Dogs 101″ about very rare breeds. I liked the New Guinea Singing Dog, & Maezi liked the Thai Ridgeback – until she didn’t – then she started talking back to it. She didn’t think they were friendly enough, except for Magic, the one that surfed.
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August 21, 2010 – 11:48 am
The insects chirp, the birds twirp & tweet flitting in the sky, the fan whirs in oscillation. The Refrigerator hums & the local riffraff starts the Bark Fest down the hill.
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Ah, the sounds of summer. I was hanging out on the patio, when I was startled by a really BIG bee. Only it wasn’t. It [...]
By Auggie, Ghosted by Jaci
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Also tagged Auggie, bird, dog, humming bird, Love, Maezi, new tricks
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What’s that?! Oh, my heart! How it quickens
And pounds up and down like the dickens
…..That mesh is so queer
…..But why should I fear?
It’s only a wire for the chickens…
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..Maezi Guest Blogs
Auggie finds himself in “Limerick Limbo” this week. He is working on the next breed limerick, but he’s been kinda busy with a special project, [...]
Maezi couldn’t get over the possum visit. She talked of nothing else for days – it was beginning to get on my nerves &
MAEZI INTERRUPTS…
Well, it freaked me out!
But you never even came outside to see him.
I didn’t have to come outside – there was a monster on the other side of the doggie door.
I [...]
A streetwise Siberian Husky
Was mangy and flea bit and musky
…..One grey eye, one blue
…..She was rescued on cue
Now she’s sleek cream and brown, almost dusky.
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Harmony was emaciated, dirty & hungry for affection. By the looks of her, she’d been living on the streets for several weeks. A kind hearted soul saw her near a park, [...]
We have a great musical Dad
Who’s funny and crazy, egad!
…..His humor is wry
…..But don’t ask us why…
He’s our Dad and we’re glad he’s so rad!
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Hey all you Daddy-Os…
keep up the belly scratching.
Ours, not yours!
Love & kisses & lots of tennis balls,
Auggie & Maezi
Another True Conversation between Auggie & Maezi
(as overheard by Jaci)
MAEZI – You know, I was not entirely satisfied with my limerick. What do you mean I’m bratty?! I will pull your hair for saying so.
AUGGIE – Ah. You prove my point.
Really? Do you know how annoying you are?
I’m adorable.
You’re annoying!
I know.
But you’re still adorable.
You are, [...]
My sister’s a dog, but so catty
Lack of poems may make her more bratty
…..She gets yappy on
…..Days I rhyme Papillon
And she drives me a little bit batty.
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Next week’s limerick breed: Siberian Husky
A True Conversation between Auggie & Maezi
(as overheard by Jaci)
MAEZI – So, what’s the deal? How come you write limericks about everybody else & not Papillons? I mean, really, we’re very cool, smart, funny. & I’m here, in your face, every day…what’s up with that?
AUGGIE – Well, it just hasn’t come up yet.
Are you kidding [...]
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…………………………….The Scots of the Highland out west
…………………………….Set out on a great canine quest
…………………………………A terrier white,
…………………………………Was found that first night
…………………………….And the Westie was hailed as the best.
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Next week’s limerick breed: Papillon
