A True Conversation between Auggie & Maezi
(as overheard by Jaci)
MAEZI – So, what’s the deal? How come you write limericks about everybody else & not Papillons? I mean, really, we’re very cool, smart, funny. & I’m here, in your face, every day…what’s up with that?
AUGGIE – Well, it just hasn’t come up yet.
Are you kidding me? How can it NOT come up? You see me every day. I steal your toys every day – we take a nap together – every day.
Yeah, but have you tried writing limericks? Gotta be inspired.
I’ll inspire you. I’ll yank your hair out.
You already do that.
I want a limerick!
Look, it’s on my *** I want a limerick, I want a limerick!!!!
Man, you are a yappy Pap. Hey! I like that – yappy Pappy… I think I’ve become inspired.
Hey! I will yank your hair – & you’ll never see your fluffy chicken again! & I’ll shove you out of the way for treats.
You already do.
My limerick better be really good or you will *** YOU will just have to wait for Thursday…
