Category Archives: Limericks

Big Brown Eyes

A brown eyed & brown haired small Mix Who got lots of petting for licks …..Was too tired to howl …..So she laid on a towel For a nap after chasing some sticks. . . . . . . Next week’s limerick breed: Volpino Italiano

We’re okay, they’re okay

There once was a nesting blue Jay That sat in the flowers all day …..We went in our pen …..We watched and so then The Jay thought that we were okay.

Bob-tailed Lab

……..There once was a little Black Lab …..In a yard so exceedingly drab ..That he did hit the trail ….When he first lost his tail …… So he hurried & called for a cab. . Next week’s limerick breed: Little Brown Mix

Waxing Poetic

Jayson, gallant fellow that he is, after enjoying a breakfast of bright red berries, he feeds some berries to Jayne, who lounges in the nest under cover of roses.  Very sweet. Doesn’t this  require a limerick?!  It does, really, it does. A beautiful Jay built a nest In a bower of roses towards west …..With […]

Oh, Collie Boy

………………. …….. …………. There was a young handsome boy Collie Whose mood was most often quite jolly …..He laid in the grass …..Pined all day for his lass And thought about lost love’s sweet folly. . . . . . Next week’s limerick breed: Black Lab

Limericks & Dog Toys

Why limericks?  Why not? Limericks, like dog toys, are one of life’s guilty little pleasures… One can never have too many dog toys…same with limericks. They are a vastly under-appreciated art form – accessible, versatile & fun. A basket all chock-full of toys Holds many most wonderful joys …..It just takes a tweak …..To get […]

Homage to Schultz’s Beagle

There is a white cartoon type Beagle                Whose bearing is silly but regal …..His adventures are loopy …..He calls himself Snoopy And his antics are never illegal. . . . Next week’s limerick breed: Collie

The Literate Pomeranian

There once was an orange Shaanti Pom Announcing his vice, dropped a bomb… …..He got his big kicks …..When he wrote limericks With a secretly weird “plume de nom”. . . Next week’s limerick breed: Beagle

InAugural Limerick

There once was a canine named Auggie Who was known as a lovable doggie …..There was plenty to say …..He decided one day So he started his own little bloggie. . . Next week’s limerick breed: Pomeranian